As I was walking down the street
One dark and gloomy day
I came upon a billboard
And much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered
From the storm of the night before
The wind and rain had done its work
And this is what I saw...
Smoke Coca Cola cigarettes
Chew Wrigley Spearmint beer
Ken-l-Ration dog food
Makes your wife's complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar
Texaco's a beauty cream that's used by all the stars
So...
Take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should smoke til they are three
People over 65 should bathe in Lipton tea with flow through teabags.
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