[A man (man 1) stands in the middle of the stage/skit area, and another man (man 2) walks up to him]

Man 2: Oh, hello sir. Who are you, and what are you doing standing in the street?

Man 1: I am the plague inspector. I search for victims of the plague. I'm standing here because lots of people walk on this street, and one of them is bound to have the plague.

Man 2: Ah, a plague inspector! May I be your apprentice please?

Man 1: Um, yeah, I donít see why not.

Man 2: Great! I hear it pays well.

Man 1: Well, you get a 25 dollar finder's fee for each plague victim you identify. And there's a lot of plauge victims out there.

Man 2: [Chuckling] YesÖ

Man 1: Business has never been better!

Man 2: Um, how exactly do you spot someone with the plague?

Man 1: Well, you just look for a big, nasty plague sore on their body.

[Man 2 looks at Man 1's face, and points at it]

Man 2: You mean like that one right there?

Man 1: Yeah, a bit like that. *cough cough*

[Man 1 hands Man 2 the 25 dollars, and then falls over, dead.]

Man 2: He's dead! He's dead from plague! This is easy!

[Man 2 takes Man 1's place]

[Another man walks up (Man 3)]
Man 3: Are you a plague inspector?

Man 2: I am now! I just made my first find!

Man 3: May I be your apprentice please?

Man 2: No, I donít see why not.

Man 3: I hear its well paid.

Man 2: Yes, you get a 25 dollar finder's fee for every *cough cough* [Man 2 falls over, dead]

Man 3: Yes! I got 25 dollars! I got 25 dollars!

[The final man (man 4) walks up]

Man 4: Excuse me.

Man 3: Hello.

Man 4: Are you a plague inspector?

Man 3: I might be. *cough cough*

[man 3 falls over, and man 4 looks at the audience]

Man 4: Well, you get the idea.

[All exit]

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