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Catalina Matalina
There was a funny girl, she had a funny name
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same.
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Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
She had two hairs on the top of her head
One was alive and the other was dead.
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She had two eyes in the front of her head
One was green and the other was red.
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She had two teeth in the front of her mouth
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
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Her nose was so long that when she sneezed
It got caught in between her knees.
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Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat.
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She loved to polish her fingernails
She bought her polish in ten gallon pails.
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The language that she spoke was an awful joke
Her head was made out of solid oak
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Her feet were flat as bathroom mats
I forgot to ask how they got like that.
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A ten ton truck hit our Madalina...
That was the end of that machine-a...
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