Oh, I went to Toledo and I walked around the block
and I went right in to the doughnut shop
And I picked up a doughnut And I wiped off the grease
And I gave the lady a five cent piece.
Well, she looked at the nickel and she looked at me,
And she said "Kind sir, you can plainly see
There's a hole in the nickel and it goes right through!"
Said I "There's a hole in the doughnut too".
[to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut"]
Thanks for the doughnut ... so long!
[to the tune "Turkey in the Straw"]
Ohhhh, I had a little chickie, and she wouldn't lay an egg,
So I poured hot water up and down her leg,
And the little chickie, cried, and the little chickie begged,
And the little chickie laid a hard boiled egg.
[to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut"]
Dum-duddle-ee-ah-dah -- Some Chick!
Objective
To demonstrate the humorous effects of incongruity.
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