A MAN, #1, (very important that this person is male;) walks into the hospital and walks up to the receptions desk. "Hi, I am here for my appointment Dr. Evens(any name doesn't matter)."
Nurse: "Take a seat, He is with another patient right now he will be with you as when he is done."
The man sits down and another person, #2, enters and walks up to the reception desk this person has an awful cough(or pretty much anything like that) "Hi, I'm here to see Dr. Evens."
Nurse: "Take a seat, He is with another patient right now he will be with you as when he is done." nurse somewhat backs away from man.
#2 sits down next to #1 still coughing. Slowly #1 starts coughing and scoots his chair, and #2 gradually stops coughing. When #2 stops coughing they tell the nurse that they don't need to continue on
#3 walks up to the nurse and and does the same thing, he sneezing(as long as it not the same as #2) #3 sits down next to #1 who is still coughing #1 slowly starts sneezing while still coughing, #3 slowly stops coughing.
routine continues until the final person.
Last person walks in and #1 notices that SHE,last person,(last person has to be a woman)is pregnant. She approaches the the reception desk "I need to see the Doctor now!!! I am in labor!!!" #1 gets nervous this skit can end 2 ways
Ending 1: man freaks out and runs out of the office
Ending 2: if #1 can pull it off they push out their belly to make them look pregnant and gets a sad face
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