Duck Food

Description

Camper 1: (stands behind box)

Camper 2: (walks in stands in front of box) Got any duck food?

Camper 1: No this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.

Camper 2: (Leaves and re-enters & walks up to counter) Got any duck food?

Camper 1: No, this is a hhhhhhaaaaarrrrrrrddddddwwwwwaaaaarrrrreeee store. We... don’t... sell... duck...food.

Camper 2: (Leaves and re-enters & walks to counter) Got any duck food?

Camper 1: No! And if you ask again I'm going to staple your feet to the floor.

Camper 2: (Leaves and re-enters & walks to counter) Got any staples?

Camper 1: No.

Camper 2: Good. Got any duck food?

Requirements

A box or set of chairs (just something to make a sales counter)

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