Girl Scout camp, Girl Scout camp
all the buses that they give you, they say they’re mighty fine,
But when they turn the corner, they leave the wheels behind!
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Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee Mom, I wanna go, but they won't let me go,
gee Mom, I wanna home.
Girl Scout Camp, Girl Scout Camp
All the latrines that they give you, they’re mighty fine,
But when you walk into them, they really blow your mind!
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All the donuts that they give you, they're mighty fine,
But one rolled off the table, and killed a friend of mine!
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All the leaders that they give you, they’re mighty fine,
But when they turn around, they look like Frankenstein!
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All the PAL’s that they give you, they’re mighty fine,
But when they make your pizza, they slip in iodine!
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All the water that they give you, they say it’s mighty fine,
But when you go to drink it, it tastes like turpentine!
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