Mud, mud, I love mud.
I'm absolutely, positively, wild about mud!
I can't go around it, I've gotta go through it.
Beautiful, fabulous, super-duper mud!
Big Teddy White, his clothes were mighty clean.
Went swimming in a pool of mud, he made quite a scene.
He started with the backstroke, followed by the crawl.
You should have seen him swimming when he heard his father call!
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Julianna Root, in shiny yellow boots,
Saw a pool of mud that she wanted to go through.
She only took two steps, then she disappeared.
Nobody has seen her for twenty-five years!
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