*All sing at the same time once more people know it, and everybody claps to the tune during Chorus

(Chorus)
If I were not a camper something else I'd like to be,
If I were not a camper a..(children or leaders call out ideas)

Archer I would be!
Shoot the bow, the mighty mighty bow!
Ping! Shoot the bow, the might might bow! (pretending to shoot a bow, hitting hands together when saying ping)

Firefighter I would be!
Jump lady jump lady, Whoahhh splat!
Jump lady jump lady, Whoahhh splat! (Using obvious actions pretending to catch someone falling and clapping hands to splat)

Waitress I would be!
Coffee, tea, coffee tea or me hehe?
Coffee, tea, coffee tea or me hehe? (Putting hands in the air beside your shoulders to each)

Teacher I would be!
Don't do this, don't do that, don't forget to do your math!
Don't do this, don't do that, don't forget to do your math!
(pretending to write or point)

Carpenter I would be!
Take a 2 by 4 and nail it to the floor!
Take a 2 by 4 and nail it to the floor! (pretending to nail wood to the floor)

*After singing each verse for a job, sing the last line for the previous verses. This can get tough if you sing multiple for a while but it's a really good one a a camper favorite! Lots of other jobs you can find online or make some up!
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