Six men are sitting in a waiting room at the hospital waiting for their children to be born. The nurse comes into the waiting room.

Nurse to Man 1: congratulations, your wife has just given birth to twins!
Man1: Wow! what a coincidence, I work at 241 pizza!
Man 1 walks out of the scene.

The nurse emerges again and enters the waiting room.
Nurse to Man 2: congratulations! your wife has just given birth to triplets!
Man 2: how strange is that? I work at the Three Musketeers factory!
Man 2 exits the scene.

The nurse emerges again.
Nurse to Man 3: congratulations! your wife has just had quadruplets!
Man 3: well isn't that funny? I work at the Four Seasons hotel!
Man3 exits the scene.

Once again, the nurse enters the waiting room.
Nurse to Man 4: congratulations, your wife has just birthed quintuplets!
Man 4: what a coincidence! I work at the Five Alive factory!
Man 4 exits the scene.

The nurse comes into the waiting room again.
Nurse to Man 5: congratulations! your wife has just given birth to sextuplets!
Man 5: what a coincidence! I work at Six Flags!
Man 5 exits the scene. Man 6 is left alone in the waiting room.

The nurse, once again, comes into the waiting room. However before she can speak Man 6 cuts her off.

Man 6: I don't want to hear it!
Nurse: Why not?
Man 6: I work at the 7Up factory!
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