"If I weren’t a Girl Scout(you can change to counselor, camper, or etc) , what would I be? If I weren’t a Girl Scout, a ____________I would be.
A teacher I would be: 
 ”Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum!”
A Football Player I would be: “Hut, hut, hike! There’s the girl I like.”
An Army Man I would be: “THE FEW! THE PROUD! I’m shouting really loud!”
A shopper I would be: “Charge it! Charge it! Daddy, Pay the bill!”
A Bird Watcher I would be: “Hark! A lark! Flying through the park! Splat!”
A Cheerleader I would be: “RAH, RAH, Ree! Kick em’ in the knee!”
A flight attendant I would be: 
 “Coffee? Tea? Barf Bag? BLEH!
A farmer I would be: “Give Bessie Give! That baby’s gunna Live!”
A typist I would be: 
 ”Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ZING!”
A laundry worker I would be: 
 ”Starchy here, starchy there, starchy in your underwear!”
A cook I would be: 
 ”Mix it, bake it; heartburn-BURP!”
A plumber I would be: “Plunge it! Flush it! Look out below!”
A Valley Girl I would be: “Totally! Fer Sure! I just got a Manicure!”
A Surfer I would be: “Hey, Dave! Totally Gnarly wave!”
A politician I would be: 
 “Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on election day!”
A cyclist I would be: 
 “peddle, peddle, peddle, peddle; ring, ring, ring!”
A house cleaner I would be: 
 “Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug!”
A DJ I would be: 
 “Miles of smiles on the radio dial.”
A Baker I would be: 
 “Donuts! Eau Clairs! Buy My Buns now!”
A Lawyer I would be: 
 “Honest. I swear, My client wasn't there”
A Ranger I would be: 
 “Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.”
A doctor I would be: 
 “Take a pill; pay my bill! I’m going shopping!”
“If I weren’t a Girl Scout there’s nothing I’d rather be.”
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Objective
Stand in a line and keep going down the line and have everyone be a different character.
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