Pilot and control tower voice are located on opposite
sides of the stage area. A out of sight on the pilot's side makes engine
noises. Another person starts the skit by saying, "I think that there is
a plane overhead."
PILOT (yelling loudly): "Pilot to control tower - "I'm coming in. Give me landing instructions!"
CONTROL TOWER (in loud monotone as if through a microphone): "Control
tower to pilot - why are you yelling so loud!"
PILOT: "Pilot to control tower, pilot to control tower-I haven't got a radio !"