Two campers are sleeping peacefully when one of them jumps up and screams "AHHHH, I've been bitten by a rattle snake on the bum".
Second camper: "Hold on I'll go find out what to do"(runs/calls to doctor)
Second camper: (talking to doctor) "Doctor, Doctor my friend was bit by a rattle snake what should I do?" (1st camper is gingerly examining him bum and wincing in pain)
Doctor: "You must first suck out the poison"
Second camper: (returns to camp) Well, [first camper] doctor says you’re gonna die.
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Requirements
1 camper is a doctor in his office. The other two campers are sleeping under the "stars".