The skit starts with two campers walking onto the center of the stage. They agree that they should camp in this spot for the night. When they lay down, the Rough Riders in different parts of the camp yell:
Rough Rider #1: From the North!
Rough Rider #2: From the East!
Rough Rider #3: From the South!
Rough Rider #4: From the West!
All: Rough Riders UNITE!
(They attack Camper #1 and quickly run away)
Camper #1: Ahhhh! Monsters!
Camper #2: There's no such thing as monsters. Go back to sleep.
(They go back to sleep)
Rough Rider #1: From the North!
Rough Rider #2: From the East!
Rough Rider #3: From the South!
Rough Rider #4: From the West!
All: Rough Riders UNITE!
(They attack the same camper as before and quickly run away)
Camper #1: AHHH! Monsters! Monsters!
Camper #2: There's no such thing as monsters.
Camper #1: Can we switch places?
Camper #2: Fine
(They switch places and go back to sleep)
Rough Rider #1: From the North!
Rough Rider #2: From the East!
Rough Rider #3: From the South!
Rough Rider #4: From the West!
All: Rough Riders UNITE!
(They run for the same spot as last time)
Rough Rider #1: Wait! We already got this guy. Let's get the other guy!
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