In Frisco Bay there lived a whale
They fed her oysters by the pail.
By thimble
By teacup
By bathtub
And by schooner.
Her name was Sarah and when she smiles
She shows her teeth for miles and miles
And tonsils
And spare ribs
And things to fierce to mention.
OHHH what would you do with a whale like that?
OHHH what would ya do if she sat on your hat
Or your toothbrush
Or you counselor
Or anything as (campers: useless)(counselors: useful)
As that.
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