Only "Captain" and "First Mate" speak:
FM holds out arm as telescope and says "Captain,I see a ship off the port side!
C "How many men and how many guns?"
FM "20 men and 20 guns!"
C "Very good! Bring me my red jacket so the men won't see me bleed!"
Battle sounds from campers ;
cannons roar,shots fired, men groaning,ect.
FM " Captain, a ship off the starboard"! C "How many men and how many guns"?
FM "50 men and 50 guns"!
C "Here we go again! Bring me my red jacket so the men won't see me bleed"!
Battle sounds longer,more grusome, let campers have FUN with it!
FM "Captain, a ship right behind us"!!
C "Calm down! How many men and how many guns"?
FM "100 Men and 100 guns"!!
C "Hmmm, bring me my yellow pants.".
Requirements
As many campers as you can get, a red wool jacket
Preparation make like a pirate ship:some campers down on knees,arms for cannons; some croutching behind them; all swaying in time to the waves